First of all I'd like to dedicate this thread to Macwhite, who has kindly stepped aside until the next game.... therefore, please send any abuse to his inbox if you think this MDT is crap.
Liverpool is best known for unemployment, burglaries, cars jacked up with no tyres, annoying accents and heroin....
Ch4 cult classic Shameless was filmed here....
George Stephenson's Rocket train made it's first journey from here to Scumchester....
The world's first bath's were opened here.... but shut a few months later due to the dirty scallies not using them.
Tobacco, sugar and cotton were traded here with the Americas and Windies but probably weren't paid for and gangland wars regularly still take place....
They gave us the dodgy recipe of Scouse Stew. This is made up from leftovers, cheap cuts of beef, carrots, dog food, onions, bird droppings, cabbage and roadkill bones....
Liverpudlians are also known for their friendliness and treat strangers like their own family.... before they rob them and throw them in the docks with a concrete slab attached to their fake Nike trainers.
Famous people from Liverpool include:
Probable lezza Sporty Spice....
6 toed pilot Douglas Bader....
Phil Redmond, who wrote the brilliant Grange Hill and Brookside....
Suffragette Kate Sheppard, who unfortunately died when she tripped over her ironing board whilst rushing to cook her husband his dinner....
John Bashthebishop....
3 of the Chuckle Brothers....
I must admit that they have provided some great bands from the city inc:
Echo and the Bunnymen....
Elvis Costello....
OMD....
The Lightening Seeds....
The Teardrop Explodes....
The Icicle Works....
The Wombats....
The Mighty Wah....
The Lotus Eaters....
The La's....
A flock of Seagulls....
I fkn hate their anthem of 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.... this was apparently penned for Heather Mills and Oscar Pistorious. Hopefully our top drawer fans (👏👏👏👏) will drown this out.
I'm going for a positive 2-1 victory with Geldhart and Raphinha to notch....
Happy Xmas to all.... MOT
Haha fkn unbelievable.... many thanks for your vote of sympathy Bull 🖕🥊
I don't know whether to laugh or cry after all that research / bullshitt! 🤣🙈🤬😂
I'm fkn counting this as a fkn draw and a fkn unbeaten fkn run of ONE fkn game....
I will now step aside and let Macwhite lead us to glory on a prolonged run well into the New Year.... good luck mate 👍⚽
Villa is likely to be postponed as we had 5 new positive tests among players and staff + TA closed for next 2 days in line with guidelines.
With injuries and illness on top, we are unlikely to have 14 fit first-team players available so can call off under Prem rules and Stevie G claims they only have about 12 first-team players available.
Burnley want to play us though so that game may still be on.
Looks like TC's run is going to continue for longer!
Congrats TC!!! Long may it last!!
No excuse to stay sober now.
Good result that TC. Avoided a defeat there and I've probably avoided getting covid by not having to go.
Get villa and Burnley postponed now and things will be looking brighter when we start again.
TC10 will be livid
All that research down the swanny
Game postponed - covid
Good luck mate
0-0
Excellent MDT sir!
Sadly it's a one-off. Liverpool 4 - 0 Leeds
Good Luck TC
Cannot see us getting anything out of this game other than dubious ref and VAR calls.
German Cock has already stoked the flames and the Prem will now want to appease him. If things are not going well for them, he may even be allowed to ref part of the game to send off one of our players to give his team the advantage.
Paddy Power has an away win @ 16/1
And i see these are the officials earmarked for the game
Referee: Michael Oliver.
Assistants: Stuart Burt, Simon Bennett.
Fourth official: Tony Harrington.
VAR: Darren England.
Assistant VAR: Peter Kirkup.
This could be carnage, however let's get it over and done with and concentrate on Villa and Burnley. Put in a decent performance for the fans who are not stupid and pretty much know this is a done deal but hopefully will have a good day out. Cannot wait to see why the SkyBet odds are for Leeds to win!!!
TC, terrific MDT mate.
If only we had the players available to somehow follow suit.
Scary prospect, even with a fully fit squad.
Hope we'll at least be a bit more organised.
Brilliant MDT TC, merry Christmas to you mate.
Imagine if we won this game, bloody hell what a Christmas present that would be. Anyhow back in the real world, 4-0 them but a good support our fans with non stop chanting.
5c. Light. No snow. 109898765456⁸3278 covid particles.
I would be tempted to just play an all u23's team and save any walking wounded we have left for villa and Burnley. Could be 12-0 but we would still get 0 points like we will anyway.
Good luck mate, boy are you gonna need it.
Another game watched from behind the Settee
Hilarious by the way 😂😂
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Gotta agree with you tho in the bands you have highlighted Echo and the Bunnymen, Elvis Costello, OMD, Teardrop Explodes & A flock of Seagulls is right down my ally if i'm totally honest. Don't make music like that anymore sadly.
How dare you insinuate that I didn't research all of that drivel Bull.... I made some of that drivel up
And you researched all that drivel???
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Full house at Anfield
Comfortable victory for them with the ref starting off the win with a dubious penalty award and that way its A) another decision against leeds and b) a token gesture to repay the var c*ck up last sunday against spuds so Klopp will feel in someway justified for his outbursts in the interviews after that game.
9C
Overcast, Slight possibility of rain,
7kmph NW
Floodlights needed but wont be DARK
3-1 them
4 yellow cards Leeds
2 for them
1 Red card for us (surprise surprise) but not in a Cilla Black way
Macwhite to take over for the Villascum game
Fantastic insight on our next opponents
I think 🤔