First of all I'd like to dedicate this thread to Macwhite, who has kindly stepped aside until the next game.... therefore, please send any abuse to his inbox if you think this MDT is crap.
Liverpool is best known for unemployment, burglaries, cars jacked up with no tyres, annoying accents and heroin....
Ch4 cult classic Shameless was filmed here....
George Stephenson's Rocket train made it's first journey from here to Scumchester....
The world's first bath's were opened here.... but shut a few months later due to the dirty scallies not using them.
Tobacco, sugar and cotton were traded here with the Americas and Windies but probably weren't paid for and gangland wars regularly still take place....
They gave us the dodgy recipe of Scouse Stew. This is made up from leftovers, cheap cuts of beef, carrots, dog food, onions, bird droppings, cabbage and roadkill bones....
Liverpudlians are also known for their friendliness and treat strangers like their own family.... before they rob them and throw them in the docks with a concrete slab attached to their fake Nike trainers.
Famous people from Liverpool include:
Probable lezza Sporty Spice....
6 toed pilot Douglas Bader....
Phil Redmond, who wrote the brilliant Grange Hill and Brookside....
Suffragette Kate Sheppard, who unfortunately died when she tripped over her ironing board whilst rushing to cook her husband his dinner....
John Bashthebishop....
3 of the Chuckle Brothers....
I must admit that they have provided some great bands from the city inc:
Echo and the Bunnymen....
Elvis Costello....
OMD....
The Lightening Seeds....
The Teardrop Explodes....
The Icicle Works....
The Wombats....
The Mighty Wah....
The Lotus Eaters....
The La's....
A flock of Seagulls....
I fkn hate their anthem of 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.... this was apparently penned for Heather Mills and Oscar Pistorious. Hopefully our top drawer fans (👏👏👏👏) will drown this out.
I'm going for a positive 2-1 victory with Geldhart and Raphinha to notch....
Happy Xmas to all.... MOT
Haha fkn unbelievable.... many thanks for your vote of sympathy Bull 🖕🥊
I don't know whether to laugh or cry after all that research / bullshitt! 🤣🙈🤬😂
I'm fkn counting this as a fkn draw and a fkn unbeaten fkn run of ONE fkn game....
I will now step aside and let Macwhite lead us to glory on a prolonged run well into the New Year.... good luck mate 👍⚽