Well here we are again at the start of the new season feeling like this should be the 1st game back in the Prem.... it's our own fault after a crap last couple of months when we simply didn't play anything near the standards set earlier.
Fkn knows how this is going to turn out now as I'm adding to it as I go along but admin need to approve it.... it's going to be back to front and make as much sense as Lord Foggybums weather forecasts.
Portsmouth is famous for :
Shipbuilding, and there were as many as 20000 prostitutes living there in the late 18th century.... it was the first town to have a VD clinic.
Pompey Lil was the best known prostitute in town and famously had no teeth and a false eye. She only turned down one bloke in her 'career' as just couldn't face staring at the sweaty buffoon..... Lord Breezynipples wasn't too chuffed with this....
The Portsmouth ball valve is the most common type of ball valve used in toilet cistern....
Famous people from Portsmouth include:
Roger Black.... Best known for his rivalry with Sebastian Coe in the 800 and 1500m Olympics
All 5 of The Chuckle Brothers....
Amanda Holden.... I've been told there's an unbelievable sex video of her online but wouldn't dream of watching that smut😜
Joe Jackson.... Is she really going out with him + Stepping out were big memories of records for me in the 80s
3 legged pilot Douglas Bader....
The legend of the Pink Panther films, Inspector Clouseau played by Peter Sellers was born in Portsmouth.... his brother Scott actually played for us in the 80s and was pure quality but a little lightweight
Rudyard Kipling.... he made exceedingly good cakes
Charles Dickens.... think he wrote some books or a theatre play
I'm going for a positive 3-0 victory with a Joseph hat trick.... Elland Road will be bathed in sunshine in a sea of white and the new quality yellow away kit.
See you all for the next MDT v WBA....
It's never wise to read too much into the first game. We've points in the bag and we didn't lose. Move on.