We badly need an influx of better looking players.... even the dirty norrvven Leeds slappers wouldn't try to pull them on a players' night out.
Klaesson and Rodon need to shave their heads to crew cuts....
Meslier looks like Plug from the Bash Street Kids....
Byram looks like Gaz from Geordie Shore....
Ayling and Farke look like they are fighting each other for loose change from the public in the streets of the city centre....
Coops is looking more and more like the older Steptoe....
Strujik looks like a serial killer in the making....
I can't judge Archie as I'd be labelled Jimmy Savile....
Ampadu needs to do what Trent has done to his barnet....
James looks like Wee Jimmy Krankie....
Bamford was obviously in Magaluf before he started playing again and got his head bleached after drinking a bucket of Pina Colada....
Piroe should be nicknamed Isiah as one 'eyes higher' than the other....
I'm not going to even start with Gnonto....
COME ON 69ers.... GIVE US SOME EYE CANDY IN THE TRANSFER WINDOW
Haha, TC10, you're mad as a box of frogs!!🤣😂