The Mighty Whites v The Brighton Beach Bum Boys - Unofficial Match Day thread: Well after our stunning and thoroughly deserved victory over Chelscum last Sunday, in what can only be described as a total masterclass, Mac is very happily back in the hot seat for his 6th consecutive MDT👍 What an awesome performance from the lads! How long is it since we absolutely smashed a top 6 side like that AND kept a clean sheet? 🎵Jessie, Jessie Marsch🎵.... Bring on the rest of the season, I cannot wait!😁 Add to that our comfortable 3-1 victory over Barnsley in the Carabao Cup last night and things are looking good right now. Sinisterra looks the part doesn’t he?! Now before everyone gets all giddy and begins calling me a homophobe, due to the title of this thread, I simply refer to the fact that Brighton is a seaside town and therefore, like every other seaside town, it has a beach, so it would be reasonable to assume, would it not, that it also has its fair share of ‘Beach Bums’?....See! I live not far from Blackpool and it too has its fair share of ‘Beach Bum Boys’, as it too has a beach! Brighton and Hove Albion is another small and insignificant football club, unlike ‘The Mighty Leeds United’ who are ‘The Greatest Football Team In All The Land’!💛💙 However, with 7 points gained from a possible 9 so far this season, Brighton have enjoyed a great start to the campaign, including a 2-1 victory over Manure! Oficially nicknamed ‘The Seagulls’, Brighton can also be known as ‘The Irons’! Brighton players have recently been described as being 'Dangerous in the tackle'....And perhaps even more dangerous in the changing room?! Brighton is not a sh1thole, but the locals do seem to like one!😁 Brighton is famous for ‘Soap on a Rope’! It was invented there by two friends, one of whom was called John Fitzpatrick....However, the name of the other one escapes me?? It was developed because it was thought that bending down to pick up the soap, when dropped, can be rather dangerous....Especially in that area of the Country! Once a relatively inexpensive place to live, Brighton is now rather expensive. We were once thinking of moving to Brighton, but let me tell you, the rent down there Boys, is top Dollar these days! We did visit recently though, the Wife and I....Well you wouldn’t want to go there with your friend would you?!! We checked into the Hotel and then went out for dinner. We enjoyed a fiery Vindaloo in a lovely Indian restaurant there, called The ‘Chutney something??.... We call a Vindaloo a 'Ring Stinger 'ooop North', but apparantly that is something all together different in Hove, Sussex! After dinner we headed into town for drinks, to some of the more traditional, old fashioned bars....The Flying Handbag, Proud Cabaret, Velvet Jacks etc etc. We got chatting to some local people in the flying handbag, Troy and Dorothy....They weren’t a couple as such, Troy was a ‘friend of Dorothy’s’! We had a couple of games of pool in there and when I couldn’t decide which ball to go for, Troy suggested I should "Pot the brown", as it's "Always the best option"! Troy suggested mixed doubles, but I wasn't too sure about that game!! Troy bought us a drink and asked if we would like anything to eat. I explained that we had already had a curry earlier on, but thanked him very much for his kind offer and Troy said that he had “enjoyed a sausage sandwich earlier in the day”. We all tried to get into a nightclub later on, but they wouldnt let us in because our footwear was deemed unsuitable, as three of us were wearing trainers. Dorothy was the only one of us whose footwear was acceptable as she was wearing 'Comfy shoes'. The bouncer looked like an ex boxer who had been battered around the ring several times....Troy said he had been battered around the ring too, but had never boxed! (Wrestler maybe??) So we eventually decided to walk back to the Hotel and as we walked towards the public conveniences, I announced I was nipping in there as I was dying for a pee! "No don't go in there" says Troy and he went on to explain that all the public toilets were used for 'Cottaging purposes only' at this time of night! "Well what happens if, like me, you just want a pee"? I asked...."Youre b*ggered" came the reply!! So I had to walk all the way back to the Hotel, while dying for a pee and to my dismay, when we got there, the front door was locked, so we had to go round the back. Alas, when we reached the back doors, we found that we were unable to open these either and as I was still dying for a pee, I suggested we 'smash the back doors in'....Troy announced that he had "Had his back doors smashed in a long time ago"! And so, that was our most recent night out in Brighton! Famous people from Brighton include Stephen & Daniel, the two hairdressers from Gogglebox, whom are Husband and Husband, Chris Eubank, who sounds like he should have a Husband and Douglas Bader the one armed, three legged, sixteen betestecled former WW11 pilot....Douglas didn't reside there for very long at all though, as he preferred to ‘enter the arena via the front doors’, as opposed to ‘the tradesmens entrance’ and such venues were not easy to come by in that vicinity! Onto the game then and The Mighty Whites will smash the 'Brighton Beach Bum Boys' 3-1 with the same scorers as last week, Aaronson, Harrison and the smoking hot Rodrigo🔥🔥🔥 Temperatures will be in the 23 degrees ballpark with lots of sunshine....I think?! Please see Lord Snoddy for further - in depth details. Cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ‘U Mighty fookin' Whites’ 💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙🏆💛⚽️🔥💥

The Mighty Whites v Chelscum Unofficial MDT So Mac is back in the hot seat then, for his 5th consecutive Unofficial MDT, after a thoroughly deserved point away at the Saints. It was a game we might well have won and the draw actually felt like a loss, having thrown away a 2-0 lead, however, a point's a point and 4 points from our first two games is not a bad start to the season is it? Now onto Chelscum and I am desperate for at least a point from this home game for two reasons: No 1. I hate Chelscum! No 2. If we manage to get something from this game, I get to do the Brighton MDT next!!!😁....And I am sooooo looking forward to that! Eh TC10??😁😝😜 The Chelscum barstewards broke my heart as a 9 year old when they beat us 2-1 in the FA Cup final replay at ‘Old Toilet’ on 29th April 1970, following our 2 all draw at Wembley on 11th April. I was lucky enough to get to go to the game at Wembley, we were living in Horbury, near Wakefield at the time and my Dad, ‘Mac’ and his Best Man, Raymond Duck, were season ticket holders, so I got to go to some really big games as a kid and this was one of them. I still remember the excitement, the electric atmosphere....And being sh1t scared at almost getting crushed walking down Wembley Way towards the stadium, as it was absolutely rammed with fans! One funny thing I distinctly remember from that day at Wembley, was before the match, as we were walking down Wembley Way, we came across a small gap in the crowd and on the corner was a hot dog stand and my 'Old Man' asked me if I wanted a hot dog. "Yes please" I replied and the guy promptly served me up a hot dog, with all the trimmimgs....Onions, tomato sauce etc., and as he passed it to me, the guy shouts out "Half a Crown please Guv." To which my Dad replies "Half a crown for a fookin' hot dog?" "You robbing barsteward, you can fook right off!" (Well my Dad was Yorkshire born and bred!😁)...."And look at the colour of your hands, they're filthy you ****....You can stick your fookin' half a Crown up your a*se pal and think yourself lucky we've not turned your fookin' hot dog stand upside down you cockney barsteward!" 🤣😂LOL! Well looking back, prior to us setting off walking down Wembley Way, I seem to remenber sitting outside various pubs and getting fed with lots of bottles of shandy and bags of crisps, which was great for me, however, I guess my Dad and his mate were getting quietly sh1t faced along the way, hence the aggression towards the poor hot dog seller!!😂 "And don't tell your Mum!" were the next words directed to me! Haha! Right set of dirty barstewsrds Chelscum were too at the time, especially that Eddie McCreadie twot!😡I hated Peter Osgood as well, as he could score a goal or two against us! Chelsea is not a sh1thole....Well apart from Stamford Bridge of course, which obviously is a sh1thole!! And there are some right stonkin' posh birds live there aren't there? There's not one of them 'Made in Chelsea' birds I wouldn't have a go on given half a chance!....I wonder if any of them fancy a bit of 'Northern rough'?!! LOL!😁 So my favorite Chelsea people are as follows: Habbs, Liv, Sophie, Tiff, Maeva, Paris, Emily, Verity, Ruby and Inga! Other famous people whom have lived in Chelsea include Mick Jagger, Elton John, Oscar Wilde and Sir Richard Branson....but I don't want to sh@g any of them! And speaking of 'Top Sh@ggers'....Douglas Bader, the one armed, three legged and fifteen betecticled WW11 pilot used to reside in Chelsea too! Anyway, onto the game....And as we currently sit above 'Chelscum' in the league table....(And 'Manscum' and 'Villascum' and 'The Bin Dippers😁), we are bound to beat this lot on Sunday and Mac predicts a narrow 2-1 victory, with 'Smokin Hot Rodrigo'🔥with the first and Aaronson with the second and we 'March On Together' to Brighton for the next installment.😁😁😁 Weather will be 19 degrees with a moderate breeze to help cool the players somewhat....If that's not an accurate forecast, then please see 'Lord Snoddy' our official resident weatherman for more details! Cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmonnnnnnnnnn U Mighty fookin' Whites🔥⚽️💥🏆🎵We hate Chelsea🎵....We hate Chelsea🎵

The Mighty Whites v Southampton Unofficial MDT After a deserved victory over wolves at home last week, Mac is back for his 4th consecutive MDT as 'The Mighty Whites' travel down to Southampton to take on 'The Saints'. I didn't see the Wolves game myself, as I had to work, however from what I've seen of the highlights, we looked pretty good in the main and there's definitely plenty there to work with...In particular, Aaronson looks a right menace and a defenders nightmare, shame he wasn't accredited with his first premier league goal on his debut, a bit mean not awarding him it I think! Warning! For those travelling to the game, watch out for reported severe rail disruptions due to strike action, you may well be better off jumping in the car and appointing a driver instead! Weather, for those who manage to get there is forecast to be 30 degrees at 3pm kick off time, so put your summer frock's on guys and get them shirts off and twirling around your heads....Especially the girls!!😁 I feel a bit of a fraud forecasting the weather as I am not 'Lord Snoddy' - our official Weatherman! Hope you don't mind m8? Southampton is not a sh1thole!....It's quite nice really and Southampton FC is a nice 'little club' with average home attendance last year, just below 30,000. With no real bad history between our club's 'The Saints' are another rather nondescript, insignificant and unimportant outfit, unlike 'The Mighty Leeds United', who are 'The Greatest Football Club in The World'!! Southampton is famous for fish fingers! No it is....honestly! Old Captain birdseye himself - Clarence Birdseye, began manufacturing them there, before rolling the delicacy out to the rest of the Country! I once had fish fingers with a Southampton bird sat on the prom!....Ahem!....But that's enough of that for now then!!!😜 Other famous people from Southampton include Craig David, Laura Carmichael, Benny hill and of course Douglas Bader, the famous forteen betestecled WW11 fighter pilot, whom it is rumoured may also have had more than one penis, after he was heard telling his mates down the boozer, as he walked away from them, "I'm going for a pish out of one of my d1cks"! Onto the game then and Southampton got stuffed 4-1 last week away at Spuds and currently sit bottom of The Premier League, while The Mighty Whites' currently enjoy 'Joint Top of The League' status, sitting above Chelscum, 'The Bin Dippers', 'Manscum' and the dirty Villain barstewards, whom I now absolutely fookin' hate!....Long may it continue! Having drawn 1 a piece last time out at ER, I reckon we will smash these lot on Saturday and I am going for the same 3-1 scoreline as I predicted last week, with the same predicted scorers, Bamford, Aaronson and Rodrigo as last week too. If Bamford had burried his header late on, my score prediction and scorers would have been 100% correct....But then again, if my auntie had a c*ck, she would be my Uncle wouldn't she?!! RMS Titanic sailed from Southampton in 1912 and 'The Saints' will be on another sinking ship on Saturday, at the hands (feet) of 'The Mighty Leeds. Cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn U Mighty fookin' Whites🔥⚽️🏆

The Mighty Whites v Wolves New 2022/23 Season MDT Welcome to the new 2022/23 season my fellow ULUFC Mighty Leeds supporters and after narrowly seeing us through to survival in the Premier League last season, Mac is back with the first MDT of the season. Well guys....Who knows what to expect this season? I certainly don't! So we sold our two best players, raising £100m for our transfer kitty and brought in a load of players, all of whom look like decent signings, however, all are untried and untested in the EPL! Will that matter? Will they be able to perform to the same standards in the Premier League as they did in their respective previous leagues?....Which after all is one of, if not THE toughest leagues in the world?? Who knows? It's a gamble, but hopefully one that we can pull off! (Ooo errr Mrs!😲) All look to have performed fairly decently in pre season and anyway, LUFC simply cannot afford to go out and splash the cash on big money signings like the top 5 or 6 Premier League teams can, so this is an alternative option available to us.... Better than bringing in older, jaded Premier League players with limited shelf life me thinks??? Time will tell! I still have some concerns about being left exposed at the rear (See my previous Brighton MDT🤪) and carved open with relative ease on occasions, due to our attacking style of play, but I guess this will be something JM will be working on as we progress? I would still like to see a top striker brought in and rumours persist that this will be the case....But will it turn out the same as in previous years, where we are linked with a BIG name all the way through the closed season, only for it to not happen?... With management quoting the usual "Well we tried to get so and so, but just couldn't make it happen"? I would also like to see us bring in a reliable left back too, as much as Firpo is decent going forward, he has no fookin' idea how to defend! The bookies seem to have us down for hovering just above relegation this season and scraping survival again, but I do not share their pessamism and I think we will enjoy a much better season than last and will finish around mid table, or there abouts. So onto The Wanderers then and Wolves enjoyed a very respectable 10th place finish last season and to be fair they are not a bad 'little' side. Now at this point, as I'm sure you will all know by my previous MDT's, I normally slag off the opposition, (sometimes rather controversially even!!😝), but with Wolves, it's not so easy, as they are a rather insignificant little outfit really....A bit 'nondescript' as it were! Their ground only holds 32,000 and average home attendance is around 30,000. Obviously Wolverhampton is a sh1thole, as it was voted the second worst City in UK in 2018, finishing just one percentage point above Bradford, which was voted the worst....No surprise there then?! Some folk refer to wolves as 'The Dingles', however that is a name I prefer to reserve for Burnley, as I feel it more suitable/apropriate for them. Other than that, there's not much to say about them really, they don't steal things like 'The Sscousers', they aren't scum like 'Manscum' or 'Chelscum' and they are not especially known for engaging in deeply incestuous relationships like the knuckle dragging 'Milscum'! One thing I do remember, is the last time I visited Wolverhampton it was so windy....It would blow a Wolves fan off his Sister! And so for the result....I predict a 3-1 victory for The Mighty Whites, which will see us sitting at the top of the Prem by Saturday evening! Goals from Rodrigo, who is smokin'🔥right now, Lord Bamford Who is getting back in the groove now and Aaronson with his first Premier League goal. All the best for the coming season everyone. Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumoooooooooooooooooooon U Mighty fookin' Whites⚽️🏆💥

Right my fellow 'Mighty Leeds United' supporting friends, let us get one thing straight right from the off....We are not going down! We are not going to be relegated on Sunday coz we are 'The Mighty Fookin' Leeds United and we don't do losing!...And also because Burnley are Sh1t!😁....So stop sh1ttin thy sen's and BELIEVE! OK, so the outcome is now technically out of our hands, with 'The Dingles' scabbing a draw last night, but hey, they are the Dingles FFS and we all know they are SH1T!😜 They have no fookin' chance of beating the 'Geordies' on Sunday and we WILL beat Brentford FC and therefore retain our Premier League status for the second consecutive season. Brentford have enjoyed a good season in the Premier League since their promotion at the end of last season and they have achieved 3 wins, 1 draw and 1 loss from their last 5 games. However, they have already secured a respectable mid table finish and therefore have no real need to 'pull their tripe out' in their final game of the season. Add to this the fact that Pontus is 'Leeds and he knows he is', then there should be little incentive to go all out to try to seal our relegation! We, on the other hand, should be giving everything for the cause and I expect every one of our players to give their all in this vitally important end of season fixture. Now at this point, I normally slag off our opponents, (as I'm sure you've all noticed! LOL!) however in Brentford's case, there isn't really too much to slag them off about! They are a West London club, nicknamed 'The Bees', not really famous for anything and not especially offensive towards us either, so we don't hate them....Unlike their South East London 'Sister Fiddling' neighbours - Millscum! They are not thieves like the 'Bin Dippers', nor Scum like Manscum or (Shoot the) Chelsea scum and they aren't especially fookin’ retards like ‘The Dingles’ either!🤣 Famous people from Brentford include....Well no c**t really!!!....Apart from 7 of the 'Chuckle 'Brothers and of course Douglas Bader, the thirteen betesticled famous WW11 pilot, who knobbed Thelma Edwards during his convalescence! So back to the matter in hand then....And this vitally, vitally important £100m game on Sunday, which is now televised on Sky Sports, 'The Mighty Leeds United' will emerge victorious with a slender 1-0 score line, courtesy of a Pontus Jansson own goal early on, followed by a further 80 minutes of us all sh1tting ourselves, while 'The Dingles' suffer a 3-1 drubbing at the hands (Feet) of 'The Geordies', leaving us remaining in the Premier League by the narrowest of margins!.... ....Now if I am correct in my predictions and lead us to glory, I guess you will all want to sh@g me?!😩....If I am incorrect, I guess you'll more than likely want to shoot me!!.... Cummmmmmmonnnnnnnnnn U Mighty Fooooooooookin' whites....You owe it to yourselves and your fans! 💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💥🥊MOT

The Mighty Whites v The Brighton Bum Boys - Unofficial Match Day thread Right!...Firstly, let's forget any thoughts of relegation, as we are gona stuff this bunch of Homo's (short for Homosapiens!...Must keep it PC!😜) on Sunday, cos we are 'The Mighty Leeds'.💛💙 After the annihilation of this bunch of (mind?!) benders, I fully intend to lead us on to 'Glory', with another magnificent victory over Brentford, the following Sunday, aided by the fact that Pontus is still 'Leeds and he knows he is' and he will instruct his team mates not to try too hard to beat us! In the meantime, The 3 fingered banjo playing Dingles will be resigned to inglorious defeats against Spurs on Sunday and against 'The Geordies' the following Sunday, after which they will receive inapropriate and incestuous 'comfort' from close family members and relatives in order to help ease their pain! And anyway, TC10 said months ago that we're not gona get relegated and that will do for me! Message to our team....Guys, it would probably help if you could please try to refrain from physical violence until after the match has ended!!....Then by all means, knock fook out of the cnuts!😁 Looking at Brighton's form, they have enjoyed some favorable results recently, most notably their big win against Scum last time out....And it's always a pleasure to see Manscum get thrashed! This result was preceded by a 3-0 win over wolves, 2-2 draw with Southampton, 3-0 loss to Citeh, a 1-0 win over Spuds and a 2-1 victory over (up the) Arsenal. However, prior to the Arsenal game, they could only manage a 0-0 at home to Naaarwich!....So they have absolutely no fookin chance of beating 'The Mighty Whites'! Brighton is the gay capital of the UK and people who live here play a game called 'Hunt the Starfish'! This activity is not only restricted to their beaches, it can also be conducted in other areas....Like chocolate shops!! There's a place called 'Poo Bay' there too, where lots of people 'Drop Anchor'!! Mind you, the last time I had a night out in Preston, (I live 15 miles away) I got chatted up by a bloke!!! It might not have been so bad, if it weren't for the fact that it was witnessed by the other 9 of my mates that had been on the same table as me at the boxing do we had been to, before we went into the nightclub where the 'chatting up' took place!!! We went to a T1tty Bar after that and I couldn't get a look in there without paying money! FFS!🤣 The guy was only half my age too, so it's a pity I'm not that way inclined, as it might have been regarded a 'Good Pull!!!....I suppose any hole's a goal though eh?!! Brighton is famous for the Mods & Rockers clashes on the beaches back in the late 1960's to early 70's....All mods are Gay!! They must be to ride around on them 'Puff Trucks' with about as much power as my Mum's hairdryer, in their Parka's with tagets sewn on their backs! (No offence intended to any LUFC supporting mods though.) I of course was a Rocker, with my long hair, riding proper motorbikes, in my dirty jeans and tassled leather jacket with cut off on top, displaying loads of badges including one which read "Sod Mods"!! While I wasn't old enough to be involved in the Brighton clashes, I did make the end of the Mods & Rockers scene and had plenty of rucks with 'Scooter Boys' at various locations! Other things Brighton is famous for are: Its Palace Pier and its Royal Pavillion and Observation Tower....And its LBGTQ Pride Festival, the largest in the Country. Famous people from Brighton include: Eccentric, but brilliant boxer Chris Eubank, the lovely Zoe Ball and Holly Willabooby, Katie 'get yer t1ts out' Price-AKA Jordan, Nick Berry and Julian clary, (No surprise there then!) The chuckle Brothers and of course the eleven betesticled one legged pilot Douglas Bader! So back to the matter in hand and 'The Mighty Leeds' will emerge victorious over the 'Iron's' of Brighton with a 2-1 finished scoreline. We will then 'March On Together' to Brentford, where we will emerge victorious, but in true Leeds United style, we will score early on and will be left sh1tting ourselves for the remainder of the game, before the ref finally blows the whistle, after 9 minutes of added time, with the finished scoreline 1-0 to The Mighty Whites!....Then we can all go out and get extremely Pished!!! Cummmmmmmmmmmonnnnnnnnnnnn U Mighty Fookin Whites💛💙💛💙💥🥊

And no, I’m not joking!!! FFS😩 To quote the Sky commentary “Replaced by Ribeiro on 82 minutes, due to injury”! Jesus fookin’ Christ, I hope it’s only a small knock??!! Not exactly the news we want to hear following our inactivity in the transfer window is it??!!!

The Mighty Whites v The Barcodes Unofficial MDT 🎶Return of The Mac...Come On...🎶 So after our stunning and thoroughly deserved victory against Wet Spam, Macwhite remains in the hot seat and 'on a roll' as we climb above 'The Toffee's' into 15th place and 9 points clear of the relegation threatened pack below us! Only 1 point behind Brentford and Villa and 2 behind Palace and Southampton, who occupy 11th and 12th places respectively, another win or two and we may be looking at mid table, back where we should be. Who needs a full first team? We don't ask for games to be postponed because we are a player or two down, we're Leeds United FFS, we simply come out fighting and take our victory accordingly! What an awesome performance that was on Sunday, I was so proud of our team for coming out and battling like we did and although it was a magnificent team performance, special praise has to be awarded to Jack Harrison for his wonderfully taken hattrick, the first of his carreer! Let's hope it's the first of many. That twot of a ref and VAR (again!) robbed us of a further goal too, so it should have been 4-2 to us! Onto the Geordies then and unlike Burnley, Wet Spam (and Millscum!) Newcastle-Upon-Tyne is not a sh1thole!... It is indeed my Birthplace! You wouldn't think so to hear me talk, but that's because I had moved away from there by the time I was 2 years old and I wasn't speaking much by then! People from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne do not speak English, they speak a foreign language, even though Newcastle-upon-Tyne is in England! It is called 'Geordie'! Hadrian built a wall up there to keep all these strange speaking 'Geordie's' penned in together! They use words and phrases such as the following: "Howay Man" which can mean go away, good luck, come on, hurry up, or okay...".Why Aye Man" which means yes....And "Haddaway Man" which means no way, get away, or you're joking! And they "Gan doon the booza and git fukn mortal"! I actually fkn love that Geordie accent and I think it's the best accent in the whole world! I wish I spoke it....Or even understood it for that matter!! I was with this bonny Geordie lass, canny lass she was like, (See what I did there!😁)on a neet oot in Newcastle, cos it's a fkn great place for a neet oot is Newcastle like, (I did it again look....Speaking Geordie and all that like!) anyway, we were having a late drink in this booza and it got raided by the police and I said to this canny lass, I said "Ho luv, have ya ever been picked up by the fuz before like?" And she replied “Naa I haven't, but I have been swung round by my t1ts like"! Famous people from Newcastle-Upon-Tyne include Oz, Dennis, Neville the wet fart and Ali Frazer....Oh and Sid 'T1ts Ooot' the Sexist! And 6 of the Chuckle Brothers and of course Douglas Bader, the eleven betesticled famous WW11 fighter pilot. And so to the game, we will stuff these strange talking people from Geordieland in front of a capacity crowd at ER....Especially if we can nobble St. Maximus early on in the match!😁 The score will be 4-1 to The Mighty Whites, with Jack H on the scoresheet for his third consecutive game, Raph from a free kick, Patrick with a typical poachers goal and Dan James after out running their right back and slotting it home. Cummmmmmonnnnnn U Mighty Fookin' Whites💛💙⚽️🔥

The Mighty Whites v Wet Spam Unofficial MDT Mac is back with his second consecutive MDT, after a fine win at Burnley and hoping very much to be able to keep the run going and see us through to a more comfortable league position. If we had been successful in our game against the Spammers in the FA Cup, I would simply have copied TC10's MDT as a 'good omen' however with our much depleted first team, this unfortunately wasn't to be, so I've decided to do my own. Wet Spam reside in East London...East London is a sh1thole! But not anywhere near as big a sh1thole as Millwall, also in East London, where it is commonplace and indeed legal, for inhabitants to freely engage in family group sexual activities. This practice has been going on for centuries and Millwall residents must provide proof of engaging in such activities, in the form of photographs and videos, accompanied by birth certificates, in order to be allowed entry into their local football club...Millscum FC! Any close family members will suffice, they may be, brother's, sister's, aunt's, uncle's, grandad's and grandma's etc., male or female, however cousins do not qualify, as they are classed as 'not closely enough related'!😁 Ooops!...Apologies for the diversification there everyone, I simply love to hate Millscum! Anyway, back to the matter in hand and famous people from Wet Spam include Alf Garnet (aka Warren Mitchell), the most impecably politically correct comedian from East London, 5 of The Chuckle Brothers and of course Douglas Bader, the famous WW11 pilot with 3 c*cks! Oh and Jack The ripper! East London Girls:I've only had two experiences with East London girls and the last time I got lucky there, I took this girl back to my hotel room where I asked if I could tie her up. She replied "Why? Is that your thing is it?" To which i replied "No, not really, it's just that last time I went to bed with an East London girl she nicked my wallet!" Onto the football then and I thought we matched a strong wet spam side for the best part of the FA Cup game, even with our youngsters making their debuts and if it wasn't for the extremely questionable (bent!) VAR decision, who knows, we may even have gone on to win the match. Again, Lord knows what the team may be?? However I am confident that with Rodrigo and Bamford hopefully available, we can go on to win this one and begin to claw our way up the table a little. 2-1 to The Mighty Leeds with Patrick and Raphinha sharing the honours. Cummmmmmonnnnnn You Mighty Fookin' Whites💛💙😁

The Mighty Whites v The ‘Dingles’ MDT Macwhite’s first ever MDT and I sincerely hope it’s the first of many as we really need the points! Burnley is a sh1thole. It was voted 38th out of 50 worst places to live in UK in 2021. It is the capital of East Lancashire. East Lancashire is a sh1thole! 6 miles south of Burnley lies Bacup, the ‘Jewel in the Crown’ of East Lancashire. Bacup is similar to Vegas...Well the part of Vegas where the down and outs hang out actually, the failed gamblers and druggies etc! The people of Bacup are diverse. Not just in their sexual orientations, but they have a hugely diverse amount of digits on each hand, ranging from 3 to 15! This makes them extremely good banjo players. My mate Bacup Dave (doesn’t play the banjo) whom I shoot clays and game with, is a fantastic shot and much better than me, but then he doesn’t have all them other fingers to get in the way of the trigger as he only has 3 on his right hand and one of them is a thumby/big toey type thing! I bet he could make a really good banjo player if he put his mind to it?! 13.2 miles north west of Burnley lies the market town of Clitheroe. Here, Troglodytes descend upon the town from their caves up in the hills, to attend a weekly ritual called Clitheroe auction. Dressed in their tired animal fur coats (donkey jackets) with their very latest fashion accessory belts, made from old and dirty bailing twine, they bring their livestock...Chickens etc that they have reared themselves, to exchange for other people’s chickens, in order to prevent them from becoming too interbred. Burnley folk should take notice of this practice and introduce it into their people’s social dating habits also, in order to help reduce serious interbreeding issues within the town! Seriously guys, everyone should visit Clitheroe auction at least once, as I guarantee you will see people, the likes of whom you have never witnessed before, or indeed ever dreamt existed! Proper fookin’ 2 headers! If you ever have the misfortune to be in the Burnley area, this is an absolute ‘must do’👍 Burnley Girls: Burnley girls have straight hair and curly teeth😁 They do not shave their pubic hair, they simply purchase a bigger pair of knickers every year, in order to accommodate the accumulating mass...Until they become a little older and they are able to simply tuck it into their ankle socks! The classier Burnley birds wear white laces in their Doc Martens! Onto football...And Burnley are Sh1t! They spend about £50 a year on players and manage to scrape clear of relegation towards each season’s end. They make good money though (because they spend sweet FA) they made a pre tax profit of £5m in the year to June 2019, but made a very tidy £45m ptp the previous season. All Burnley supporters live in Burnley...Apart from 1. My old mate Jim Kip supports them and he lives in Garstang, Preston, same as me...And he’s not a retard either!! I’ve asked him why the fook’ he supports Burnley and he simply replies “Cos they’re better than Preston”. Can’t argue with that I suppose! Team news: As for the Dingles, there seems to be some doubt over whether Maxwell Cornetto will be available and they are reported to have Covid issues too. Regarding our first team...Who knows who may or may not be available at this moment in time?? Bamford, Dan James, Pascal Struijk and Rodrigo perhaps? Whatever, we should have enough to beat this lot, even down to our bare bones, so I am predicting a 2-1 victory to The Mighty Leeds, with Raph and Dallas the scorer’s and Mac goes marching on to further MDT’s, until such time as the postponed games are re scheduled. Cummmmonnnnnnnn U Mighty Fookin Whites💛💙 🎶Chim chiminy, chim chiminy, chim chim Cher-oo🎶We hate the barstewards in claret & blue🎶😁

I noticed the almost constant singing of the brilliant new “Follow, Follow, Follow....Song, during the match yesterday and it got me thinking back to when I was a kid. My earliest memories of ER when I was 5 or 6 years old in 1966/67 are of a guy climbing the scaffolding of the Don Revie stand and leading/setting off every chant and song, which everyone else duly followed. Anyone know who this guy was? Was it the same guy all the time? Who appointed him cheerleader? Or was it just someone or anyone daft enough to risk his neck climbing up there? And who makes our songs and chants up currently? who decides what we sing? Just asking like!😝

Another hero of mine gone, I used to have no.3 on the back of my Leeds shirt in late 60’s. RIP Terry, thanks for the memories💙💛